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[winstoncds]

Lol@kabaddi champion. Good one Manish.

[Diecast]

This is Funny, Facebook Blocks Indian Users for Using the Slang “Ch****”
by Joel Fernandes | Monday, 12th Mar 2012 | Comment | Share
This sounds funny, but Facebook has done it. The social networking giant has literally blocked over thousands of Indian accounts for using the word “chutia” in their name. For those who don’t know what the slang is – “chutia” or “chutiya” is equivalent to what is considered by many to be the most offensive word in the English language – “c***”

According to The Times of India, user accounts of the All Assam Chutia Students’ Union in India (AACSU) community on Facebook were blocked, while the the AACSU community were left confused as to why the accounts of their community members were taken offline. Although there hasn’t been any response from Facebook, the Union thinks that the Facebook Security team believes that these accounts were fake or were created in order to spread spam messages.



Addressing a press conference in Jorhat, AACSU general secretary Jyotiprasad Chutia said: “‘Facebook has blocked the accounts of all the subscribers belonging to the Chutia community of Assam thinking the names are false and fabricated. For Chutia being an abusive word in the Hindi language, Facebook authorities thought that the account holders are fake and fabricated. But, they are still unknown to the fact that Chutia is an ethnic tribe of Assam which has a rich historical background in the state history.”

According to the Wikipedia page, The Chutiya kingdom (pronounced Sutiya) was established by Birpal in 1187 in north-eastern Assam, with the capital at Sadiya. The Sutiya are an indigenous ethnic group that speak a Tibeto-Burman language. According to tradition, Birpal at first became the chief of sixty families.

The student’ protested against Facebook and burned a Facebook effigy in the five upper Assam districts of Tinsukia, Dibrugarh, Sivasagar, Jorhat, and Golaghat on Monday and have demanded a public apology from the social networking giant.

The students not only demand for a public apology, but also expressed its intention to undertake demonstrations pressurizing the Government to accept its 26-point charter of demands. This includes the demands for “tribal status and reservation for the Chutia community in educational institutions and preservation of historic monuments of the Chutia dynasty.”

This particular photo has been shared a million times on Facebook and I’m sure most of the users have seen this -




Apart from this, there is yet another famous Facebook Page – KyaAapChutiyaHain, which is quite popular on Facebook and in India. I wonder if Facebook is going to take down this page as well.

“Chutia” is the most commonly used slang (among friends) in India. It basically refers to a fool or an idiot.

Facebook, Google+, and other social networking sites have requested new users registering for an account to use their real name. Failing to abide by this, the accounts of such users will be taken offline without any prior warning or notice.


http://techie-buzz.com/social-networking...word.html#

[prathambhatnagar]

there are two peepal trees , a rope is tied in between them, what would you call that rope ?

[srinjayray]

Yeh sarsar chutiyapah hai!!

[bandhav]

One of my friend has a FB friend whose surname is "Chutiya".

This is crap, FB should have done a bit of research prior to doing something on these lines.

[alanjg]

A married man was visiting his
"girlfriend" when she requested that
he shave his beard. "Oh James, I like
your beard, but I would really love to
see your handsome face."

James replied, "My wife loves this
beard, I couldn't possibly do it, she
would kill me!!"
"Oh please?" the girlfriend asked again,
in a sexy little voice...
"Oh really, I can't," he replies..."My wife
loves this beard!!"

The girlfriend asked once more, and he
sighs and finally gives in. That night
James crawls into bed with his wife
while she was sleeping.

The wife is awakened somewhat, feels
his face and replies "Oh Michael, you
shouldn't be here, my husband will be
home soon!"

---

The madam opened the brothel door in Minnesota and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good- looking man in his late forties or early fifties.

'May I help you sir?' she asked.
'I want to see Valerie,' the man replied.

'Sir, Valerie is one of our most
expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else', said the madam.

'No, I must see Valerie,' he replied.

Just then, Valerie appeared and announced to the man she charged $5000 a visit.

Without hesitation, the
man pulled out 5 thousand
dollars and gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs. After an hour,the man calmly left.

The next night, the man appeared again, once more demanding to see Valerie. Valerie explained that no
one had ever come back two nights in a row as she was too expensive.
But there were no discounts. The price was still $5000.

Again, the man pulled out the
money, gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs. After an hour, he left.

The following night the man was there yet again. Everyone was astounded that he had come for a third consecutive night, but he paid Valerie and they went upstairs.

After their session, Valerie said to the man, 'No one has ever been with me three nights in a row. Where are
you from?'.

The man replied, ' Ontario '.
'Really', she said.'I have family in Ontario.'

'I know.' the man said. 'Your father died, and I am his attorney.He sked me to give you your $15,000 inheritance.'

The moral of the story is that three things in life are certain.
1. Death
2. Taxes
3. Being screwed by a lawyer!

---

AMERICAN MOVIES TEACH US:
1. Chinese have nothing better to do
than teaching or practice Kung Fu.
2. More than 50% of U.S. population
are FBI/CIA agents, working
undercover.
3. The purpose of school system of
U.S. is to promote basketball.
4. Aliens have special interest in
attacking U.S.
5. U.S. is a place where you can meet
all mythical creatures like warewolves
and
vampires.

INDIAN MOVIES TEACH US:
1. At least one of the identical twins is
born evil.
2. While defusing a bomb, do not
worry, whichever wire you cut
you"always choose
the right".
3. A hero will show no pain, while
getting beaten up; but will show pain
when a girl
cleans up his wound.
4. A detective can solve a case only
when he is suspended from duty.
5. If you decide to start dancing on the
street, everyone you meet will know the steps

---

[THE HUSBAND STORE]

A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the
instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:

You may visit this store ONLY ONCE!

There are six floors and the
value of the product increases as the shopper ascends the flights. The
shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot
go back down except to exit
the building!

So,a woman goes to the Store to find a husband.

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels
compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead
Gorgeous, Help with Housework, & Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes on to the sixth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 41,856,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are IMPOSSIBLE to please. Thank you for
shopping at the Husband Store.

Please leave the building.

---

A MATHS STUDENT LOVE LETTER

Dear Love, Yesterday, I was passing by
your rectangular house in
trigonometric lane. There I saw you
with your cute circular face, conical
nose and spherical eyes, standing in
your triangular garden. Before seeing
you, my heart was a null set, but when
a vector of magnitude (likeness) from
your eyes at a deviation of theta
radians made a tangent to my heart, it
differentiated. My love for you is a
quadratic equation with real roots,
which only you can solve by making
good binary relation with me. The
cosine of my love for you extends to
infinity. I promise that I should not
resolve you into partial functions but if
I do so, you can integrate me by
applying the limits from zero to infinity.
You are as essential to me as an
element to a set. The geometry of my
life revolves around your acute
personality. Yours ever loving,
Pythagora Sonko Sk

---

Without grlfrnd man is a SPIDERMAN,
aftr finding a girl SUPERMAN,
aftr engagement GENTLEMAN,
aftr marriage WATCHMAN n
aftr ten yrs DOBERMAN

[bandhav]

(05-05-2012 06:15 AM)alanjg Wrote:  The wife is awakened somewhat, feels
his face and replies "Oh Michael, you
shouldn't be here, my husband will be
home soon!"

This reminds of a Joke on bikers.

There was a biker who used to go on ride every Sunday may come what. So one Sunday he went up just like all the Sunday, got all suited up in his riding gear, cleaned his bike and was about to leave for his ride but at that moment a thunder storm started with heavy rain and all. He contemplated for a moment and then decided it would be too risky too ride in such weather. He came back, got out of his riding gear and slowly slided in the the bed with his sleeping wife and whispered in her ear,'it's terrible weather outside'.

At this wife reacts,'will you believe my foolish husband has gone riding is such weather too'.